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Smartasses Twitter Quote of the Day: “No pun intended” is a way to laugh at your own slip up. We should use it for all miscues, like, “No blowing up your Acura intended, ha ha.”
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Smartasses Top 100
Sexiest Rankings
2012 # 50
2011 # 23 - 2010 # 11 – 2009 # 3
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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
Date of Birth: April 18, 1979
Horoscope Sign: Aries
Birthplace: Mill Valley, California
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Kourtney Mary Kardashian (born April 18, 1979) is an American businesswoman, socialite, model, actress and reality television personality who gained fame as a cast member of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney and Kim Take New York, and Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami. Kourtney was born in Mill Valley, California. She is the oldest child of Kris Jenner and defense attorney Robert Kardashian and the sister of socialites Khloé Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, and Rob Kardashian. Her mother, Kris, divorced the late Robert Kardashian in 1989 and married former Olympian Bruce Jenner in 1991, making Kourtney stepsister to Burt Jenner, Brandon Jenner, Casey Jenner, as well as Brody Jenner who has been linked to Avril Lavigne. Kourtney also has two half-sisters, Kendall Nicole and Kylie Kristen Jenner. Kardashian made her acting debut with a guest appearance on the ABC soap One Life to Live on March 28, 2011, appearing as attorney Kassandra Kavanaugh. Kardashian and her boyfriend Scott Disick have a son, Mason Dash Disick, born December 14, 2009. On November 30, 2011, Kardashian announced she and Disick were expecting their second child.
Kardashian grew up in Los Angeles, and is of Armenian descent on her father’s side and Scottish and Dutch on her mother’s. Kardashian attended the Roman Catholic all-girls school Marymount High School. Following graduation, she left California, moving to Dallas, Texas, where she attended Southern Methodist University for two years. She then moved to Tucson, Arizona, and attended the University of Arizona, graduating with a degree in Theatre Arts and a minor in Spanish. Her classmates included Nicole Richie and Luke Walton.
Kourtney and her mother opened children’s clothing boutiques called Smooch in the Los Angeles area and New York City. With sisters Kim and Khloe, Kardashian co-owns and operates D-A-S-H, a clothing boutique in Los Angeles, Miami, and New York City.
Kardashian first became known to reality television audiences on the 2005 series, Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive, on which she earned money for charity. She then became a cast member on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which depicts the lives of her extended family, and the ensuing spin off shows. -Wikipedia
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Why we think she’s hot:
It seems that being one of the definitive, sexiest women on the planet is a rewarding enough career for Kourtney Kardashian, because she’s certainly not using the theater arts degree she earned as an Arizona Wildcat to debate handbag & shoe coordination with her sisters, or throw thousand-dollar-vases at her douchebag beau every week on reality TV. With that said, Kourtney is further proof, of the old Smartasses adage, that there simply is some, unwritten prerequisite, that you absolutely, positively, must be hot as hell… in order to be granted access to the halls and classrooms at The University of Arizona in Tuscon.
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